question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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