You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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