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(414): View more from Wisconsin

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

you're right.

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(414): so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment. (262): you're right. http://tfl.nu/ypcs

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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(901): I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class. http://tfl.nu/yhk3

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(925): View more from California

While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."

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(925): While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me." http://tfl.nu/vnft

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(614): just got booed by the entire restaurant. http://tfl.nu/m1gn

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(207): DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career http://tfl.nu/7wgi

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(407): If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do? http://tfl.nu/1p3s

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(206): View more from Washington

I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.

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(206): I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine. http://tfl.nu/p8ml

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(916): View more from California

I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.

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(916): I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother. http://tfl.nu/2nlw

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(509): View more from Washington

He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.

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(509): He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/dvob

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(520): View more from Arizona

I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs

(602): View more from Arizona

My work here is done

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(520): I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs (602): My work here is done http://tfl.nu/ashb

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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great clearly means different things to us

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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences (919): great clearly means different things to us http://tfl.nu/ha8x

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(443): View more from Maryland

Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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(443): Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE http://tfl.nu/r2uu

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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.

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(520): He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down. http://tfl.nu/0sgk

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(607): View more from New York

She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third

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(607): She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third http://tfl.nu/te0l

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list

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(952): I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list http://tfl.nu/awd8

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