I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
