so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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