she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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