Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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