"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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