question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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