Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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