at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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