So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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