i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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