is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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