is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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