I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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