In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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