He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I am one with the molecules
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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