Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm sobbing to NWA
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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