I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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