Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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