Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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