I looked at my own cervix.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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