I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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