Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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