I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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