Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Randomize
