did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Enjoy the penises
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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