people are starting to question the shark bite story
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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