Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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