ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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