I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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