really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm both gender and math confused
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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