just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Randomize
