But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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