Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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