The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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