would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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