It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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