he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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