I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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