Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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