dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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