she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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