How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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