Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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