Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize