Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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