that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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