"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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