That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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