does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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