I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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